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Thursday, May 29, 2008
Welcome New Mailing List Members!
With the screening tonight, I've been busy getting ready. But It's too often that the dedicated fan is left out. To those of you who have joined my mailing list of late, Thank-you and welcome. You will learn of our events, and eventually... our secrets. The sort of brotherhood of the mailing list will certainly expand your connections, and no doubt, one day the Cinema 16:9 mailing list will be a sort of status symbol for the masses.
"I'm on the Cinema 16:9 e-mail list!"
"Oh, what splendor! You are on the Cinema 16:9 e-mail list?!"
You've got to be kidding me.
Well, maybe it's not going to be a status symbol. But it will be a means of hearing directly from Cinema 16:9!
Okay. Are you going to sell my info?
No.
Well, I guess I want to hear about movie screenings. Sign me up.
I won't just sign people up... I don't buy info either. If you want to hear updates about what Cinema 16:9 is up to, then click on E-mail List on the right side navigation bar, and a form will appear. Fill in your name and email address, and click the SEND button and you'll opt in to our E-mail List.
You would join our most recent member to the E-mail List:
jpVUnyFkDhJdtDNRPQ oDUNdJTXqyisrtHLgU!
Are you serious?
As a side note, Mr. or Mrs. oDUNdJTXqyisrtHLgU, the email you provided was incomplete I think. ThZEyWWutFRPaLzUEd should have an @ something after it.
Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice that that's not a name.
Please, let's not assume.
Someone just pounded the keys.
Why would they do that?
I don't know.
Third Base... well, it has come to my attention that if you are Mr. or Mrs. oDUNdJTXqyisrtHLgU you may have fraudulently entered your email address.
No... I meant, they pounded the keys and filled your email list form with gibberish.
Well, that's not very nice.
They probably wanted to see if it worked, or if you said anything about your non-spam e-mail policy.
Oh. You think I need to say that I'm not going to spam people?
Um... yes. I get enough email about knock-off watches, purses, discount prescription drugs and masculine enhancement "products" already.
But I don't sell those things. I show movies.
Yes... and it's just nice to know that you're only going to send us information we want to know.
Huh... well, I guess I should the rest of the people on the mailing list know that they're personal information is never going to be sold, never going to be bought, and I'm not going to spam them, ever.
That would be good, yes.
"I'm on the Cinema 16:9 e-mail list!"
"Oh, what splendor! You are on the Cinema 16:9 e-mail list?!"
You've got to be kidding me.
Well, maybe it's not going to be a status symbol. But it will be a means of hearing directly from Cinema 16:9!
Okay. Are you going to sell my info?
No.
Well, I guess I want to hear about movie screenings. Sign me up.
I won't just sign people up... I don't buy info either. If you want to hear updates about what Cinema 16:9 is up to, then click on E-mail List on the right side navigation bar, and a form will appear. Fill in your name and email address, and click the SEND button and you'll opt in to our E-mail List.
You would join our most recent member to the E-mail List:
jpVUnyFkDhJdtDNRPQ oDUNdJTXqyisrtHLgU!
Are you serious?
As a side note, Mr. or Mrs. oDUNdJTXqyisrtHLgU, the email you provided was incomplete I think. ThZEyWWutFRPaLzUEd should have an @ something after it.
Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice that that's not a name.
Please, let's not assume.
Someone just pounded the keys.
Why would they do that?
I don't know.
Third Base... well, it has come to my attention that if you are Mr. or Mrs. oDUNdJTXqyisrtHLgU you may have fraudulently entered your email address.
No... I meant, they pounded the keys and filled your email list form with gibberish.
Well, that's not very nice.
They probably wanted to see if it worked, or if you said anything about your non-spam e-mail policy.
Oh. You think I need to say that I'm not going to spam people?
Um... yes. I get enough email about knock-off watches, purses, discount prescription drugs and masculine enhancement "products" already.
But I don't sell those things. I show movies.
Yes... and it's just nice to know that you're only going to send us information we want to know.
Huh... well, I guess I should the rest of the people on the mailing list know that they're personal information is never going to be sold, never going to be bought, and I'm not going to spam them, ever.
That would be good, yes.
Labels: E-mail List, Mr. or Mrs. oDUNdJTXqyisrtHLgU, Private Information, SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM (not) WONDERFUL SPAM
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