Welcome International Web Traffic from Alicante Spain!

Ah, beautiful Alicante. I have never been, however, judging from it's wikipedia page, I suspect I would love to visit! I'm certainly glad you have visited our website. Our most recent international visitor before this was from Bolivia. I have no proof, but I suspect it was the president Evo Morales visiting.

"Hey! What am I? I'm international web traffic!" the one visitor from the UK may be thinking to themselves.

And to that I say, ah, but have you ever been to Alicante Spain? I haven't. I've been to the UK, and while it's a tremendous, wonderous, fantastic place... Alicante Spain. It's Mediterranean. So yes... if I'm going to announce every international web visitor, surely I ought to have welcomed the esteemed gentleperson from the UK. But this is a new "bit" It's only just occurred to me to welcome every wayward international who stops by the Cinema 16:9 website, only to find that it's a completely useless bit of American garbage. So retroactively, Hail to the UK. I have been there once for four months. It was lovely. I enjoyed your country, and lived a rather meager existence on mushy peas and Strongbow. And for that, I thank-you. I don't suspect that I'll be visiting the UK again really, for quite a while, as it appears as though the US dollar has fallen in value to the point that I'd be spending 1$ for a mushed pea.

Where was I? A yes. Alicante, Spain! España! A hearty American welcome to you. Yo. As always I like to offer my sincerest regards, and despite not being able to speak any Spanish, with the aid of an electronic translator, I will attempt to do so in Spanish.

¡Recepción, visitante estimado de Alicante, España! Nuestro Web site me le honro he venido. Tengo rocas en mi ropa interior, el poodle estoy pellizcando en mis puntas. Espero que esto propperly se haya traducido. Pero como no puedo hablar español, no tengo ninguna idea qué estoy pulsando en el momento. Espero que no le haya insultado accidentalmente.

Well, that's the best I can do. But, I'm no George Washington Montgomery, you know that.

What does this have to do with film?! What does this have to do with anything? What are you doing over there?

I don't know.

Third Base.