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Welcome to Cinema 16:9, Lansdowne's Little Big Screen Theaters - Cinema 16:9 began in 2006 as Films at the Sedgwick, and created a movie theater in Mt. Airy. Now Lansdowne, Pennsylvania is our permanent home. Located on the cross streets of... oh wait... I've said too much.MAY 29th, 2008 - 6:30PM @ Regency Cafe - Cinema 16:9 Presents: Monty Python's And Now For Something Completely Different. Come and see Monty Python at it's best. The absurd sketch comedy of Monty Python along with the absurdly good tasty food and drink at the Regency Cafe... what would go better? Come for the whole show, or just stop by - we're easy, man. So silly walk your way over to the Regency Cafe for an evening with the Pythons!JUNE 9th, 2008 - An Evening with Pythons!MOVIE QUOTE OF THE DAY - Sally, this is Emily.MEMORABLE MOVIE QUOTE OF THE DAY - INDY: Snakes... why'd it have to be snakes? SALLAH: Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.THIS DATE IN CINEMA HISTORY - Terry Goshen actually recalls sitting down to watch Xanadu. And not being able to get over the fact that the main character's job was to make large paintings of album covers... I mean, I think they had color copiers, right? What the hell kind of job is that?UPCOMING AT CINEMA 16:9 - Due to unprecedented demand, we will be screening 'A History of the Lemon'NEWS FLASH - Due to an unprecedented barrage of E-mail suggestions that Cinema 16:9 consider masculine 'enhancements,' visitors can now contact Cinema 16:9 through a fantastic online form!MAY 23, 2008 - News Ticker going strong. Bored visitors stare as it slowly scrolls by.NEWS FLASH - I'm sorry about the teaser about where we're located. It's actually a question we get a lot of... but I can promise you, as soon as it's appropriate I'll tell you all about our location. Wait how is telling us not appropriate? I don't know. Third Base.WEIRD MOVIE CLICK OF THE DAY - Subtitled Movies That Did Not Need SubtitlesNEWS FLASH - Lather, Rinse, Repeat.NEWS FLASH - Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Cinema 16:9 - Now In A Flavorful LLC

No, LLC doesn't stand for "Little Lost Cat." As a side note, for those who may have heard that our cat was lost - I found her, she'd got herself trapped in the garage. But as I was saying LLC doesn't stand for Little Lost Cat. It stands for Limited Liability Company.

I know what your wondering:

Will Cinema 16:9 change now? What will change?

Not much will change about Cinema 16:9, honestly. But now that our LLC status is processing, It means the checks will say Cinema 16:9 LLC, and the letterhead will say LLC.

I hope you realize that LLC status means more than that.

Of Course, don't be silly.

What will LLC status make possible that Cinema 16:9 couldn't do before?

It will make for some great stories, I'm sure. It's like an action-adventure movie, only it's the formal set-up of a small business.

Come on, how is an LLC like an action-adventure movie?

My favorite part was when LLC dove over the hood of the sports car, and peeled out of the parking lot in hot pursuit of Monsieur Profit!

That doesn't sound right. Please tell me you're not being serious...

Okay, I'm not being serious. Seriously though, this is a big step for Cinema 16:9. We move forward, either taking steps forward to climb the spiral stairs of success, or to misstep and humorously tumble down the spiral staircase of painful, bruising, failure into the basement of utter financial collapse! Hey, but who knows... it's dark down there, but perhaps ending up in the basement isn't so bad.

Right, I'm sure you'd love to end up bruised and unconscious at the bottom of a spiral staircase in a dark basement.

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Regency Cafe said...

My LLC can beat up your LLC!

April 28, 2008 5:55 PM  
Blogger Cinema 16:9 said...

Can't we find a way to play nice? I mean... isn't that The Meaning of Life?

April 29, 2008 2:57 PM  

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