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Welcome to Cinema 16:9, Lansdowne's Little Big Screen Theaters - Cinema 16:9 began in 2006 as Films at the Sedgwick, and created a movie theater in Mt. Airy. Now Lansdowne, Pennsylvania is our permanent home. Located on the cross streets of... oh wait... I've said too much.MAY 29th, 2008 - 6:30PM @ Regency Cafe - Cinema 16:9 Presents: Monty Python's And Now For Something Completely Different. Come and see Monty Python at it's best. The absurd sketch comedy of Monty Python along with the absurdly good tasty food and drink at the Regency Cafe... what would go better? Come for the whole show, or just stop by - we're easy, man. So silly walk your way over to the Regency Cafe for an evening with the Pythons!JUNE 9th, 2008 - An Evening with Pythons!MOVIE QUOTE OF THE DAY - Sally, this is Emily.MEMORABLE MOVIE QUOTE OF THE DAY - INDY: Snakes... why'd it have to be snakes? SALLAH: Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.THIS DATE IN CINEMA HISTORY - Terry Goshen actually recalls sitting down to watch Xanadu. And not being able to get over the fact that the main character's job was to make large paintings of album covers... I mean, I think they had color copiers, right? What the hell kind of job is that?UPCOMING AT CINEMA 16:9 - Due to unprecedented demand, we will be screening 'A History of the Lemon'NEWS FLASH - Due to an unprecedented barrage of E-mail suggestions that Cinema 16:9 consider masculine 'enhancements,' visitors can now contact Cinema 16:9 through a fantastic online form!MAY 23, 2008 - News Ticker going strong. Bored visitors stare as it slowly scrolls by.NEWS FLASH - I'm sorry about the teaser about where we're located. It's actually a question we get a lot of... but I can promise you, as soon as it's appropriate I'll tell you all about our location. Wait how is telling us not appropriate? I don't know. Third Base.WEIRD MOVIE CLICK OF THE DAY - Subtitled Movies That Did Not Need SubtitlesNEWS FLASH - Lather, Rinse, Repeat.NEWS FLASH - Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

190 Units and 27 Goats Later

190 Units Left.

Units of what? You may ask.

Well, I can't say. I just can't.

But I think it would be make sense to assume that I'm suggesting there's 190 units left until something good happens. You could be in on it. You could watch the units tick away... Or maybe they'll start getting bigger..

Units.

With only 190 units to go, that could mean that there's a goal. After reaching a certain number of units a goal has been reached.

That goal, as you may know involves 27 goats, a red and white tailed canine, and a mythological avian creature. Oh, and Cinema 16:9.

I know! Cinema 16:9 is building an ark. To save itself, 27 goats, and two other creatures from an impending flood.

You may be more right than you know. 6 Goats have voiced their strong love of boating.

I'm not a big fan of boats, but that doesn't mean we're not building an Ark. I do have a problem keeping up with shaving, so If you see me wandering around Lansdowne with a massive beard, and a hammer - the proof is in the pudding as they say.

Actually, I'm not sure if that saying applies to boat building and carpentry.

Okay, that's enough obfuscation. What's going on?

Something.

Come on. That's really annoying. Can't you tell us a bit more? If you want me to be excited about something, you should tell me more than 190 units, don't you think?

Oh, I don't know.

Third base.

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